OSR (Knave/OSE/DCC)
Herein Lies the Fallen. Here, laid to rest, the careless many, the rash, the unwise... those who met their maker upon a foolish... and most likely? A wholly, entirely, avoidable decision.
- Ser Ragnarok, Knight (L1-OR). 2021-05-23 (1d). Crushed by dolmen stone.
- Surina Juno, Charltan (L1-EC). 2021-05-23 (1d). Head bashed in by drune staff.
- Thork, Zealot of Loki (L1-HA). 2021-05-23 (1d). Charmed then beaten by drune.
- Thorn, Hedge Wizard (L1-HA). 2021-05-23 (1d). Torn apart by stone hounds.
- Darrak, Soldier (L2-AB). 2021-06-06 (7d). Killed by Gravak, gang boss on magic steroids.
- Orlan, Soldier (L2-HA). 2021-07-11 (49d). Strangled by Palimdybis, the Pit Beast.
- Ser Purple Nurple, Knight (L2-OR). 2021-07-11 (49d) Crushed by rubble as a bird in rockslide.
- Errich Weaver, Knight (L2-OR). 2021-07-18 (1d). Sentenced to death for murder by the Duke of Mlurg Nar.
- Bob the Priest, Priest (L2-HA). 2021-07-18 (1d). Cut down by Tibalc the duelist outside the Pit Fights.
- Veleris Booker, Pickpocket (L2-EB). 2021-08-01 (63d). Brained by staff of a Dolmenwood Drune.
- Thistle Frog, Assassin (L2-EB). 2021-08-08 (1d). Held by Aust, cut by Lane, shot by Aranna.
- Patrick Weaver, Shapeshifter (L2-HA). 2021-08-08 (21d). Crushed as fruit fly by Redclaw Guard.
- Emma Frog, Hedge Wizard (L3-EC). 2021-08-08 (77d). Charred by Dolmenwood magic missiles.
- Myra, Mercenary (L2-LC). 2021-08-08 (14d). Bludgeoned by two Dolmenwood Drunes.
- Toaf Frog, Spy (L2-SB). 2021-08-15 (7d). Beaten as rhinoceros by Dolmenwood Drunes.
- Shorin Milos, Lower Noble (L2-EB). 2021-08-22 (7d). Crushed by rickety shelves.
- Wrenn Milos, Apostle (L2-SB). 2021-08-29 (7d). Blown up by Apocalypse Anne.
- Selina Milos, Assassin (L3-EC). 2021-09-19 (35d). Suffered heart attack after fighting tile golem.
- Slane Milos, Charlton (L3-LC). 2021-09-26 (42d). Fell into a pit of spikes after helping others past.
- Ogo Veretta, Apostle (L3-EB). 2021-09-26 (7d). Strangled by an undead severed hand.
- Squidward, Hedge Wizard (L3-HA). 2021-09-26 (35d). Cut down by Aust after Squid pushed Aranna down a pit.
- Octopus, Courtier (L3-EC). 2021-10-10 (21d). Blown up by natural gas explosion in Ivrian's Kitchen.
- Perrin Juno, Assassin (L3-SB). 2021-10-10 (42d). Split in half by stone goat-head demon's giant battle-axe.
- Aust Booker, Knight (L3-OR). 2021-10-17 (91d). Crushed into bloody pulp by the WHSCK bronze golem.
- Gary the Snail, Spy (L3-HA). 2021-11-07 (42d). Cleft in two by the glaive of an armored statue.
- Arden Vey, Pickpocket (L2-EB). 2021-11-07 (21d). Frozen by Lane Weaver's control ice spell.
Snack Club Death Count: 26, May ye all rest in peace.
In Valhalla
Here are adventurers who died for doing the right thing. A rare oddity indeed.
- Glavas Roh, Lower Noble (L3-EB). 2021-10-17 (14d). Regretfully shot in the heart by Aranna when he broke Boss Ogo's neck to close a portal to an alien world. Aranna had believed Boss Ogo's survival was necessary.
In Retirement
Here are adventurers who have settled into a quiet life.
- Raw Skull, Wildling (L3-EB). 2021-09-12 (21d). Head chef at "Dragons in the Dark", a tavern in Ool Krut
- Moulsh the Drune, Acolyte (L3-EB). 2021-09-19 (7d). Didn't like Lane's threats and left the Snack Club
- Virlan Gonov, Pickpocket (L3-EB). 2021-09-26 (1d). Left the Snack Club after forced into dangerous tasks.
- Keyleth Gonov, Zealot (L3-LC). 2021-09-26 (1d). Followed his brother, Virlan, when he left the Snack Club.
- Toad Slinoor, Acolyte (L2-EC). 2021-10-17 (7d). Had a moment of conscience upon meeting WHSCK that The Snack Club, were, in fact, jerks.
The Pauper's Grave
Here, laid to rest, hench-people and hirelings who lost their lives following adventurers to places they don't belong.
- Adele, Archer (Mgr-HA). 2021-06-13 (1d). Suffocated by the ghost of a chaos knight.
- Somme, Light Footman (Mgr-EC). 2021-07-11 (21d). Lost her mind in a psychic maze.
- 3 Knife Twisters, Ruffians (Mgr-LC). 2021-07-25 (1d). Burnt to a crisp by green magic missiles.
- 3 Knife Twisters, Ruffians (Mgr-EC/AJ). 2021-08-01 (7d). Mauled and eaten by river ghouls.
- 4 Knife Twisters, Ruffians (Mgr-AJ/OR). 2021-08-08 (14d). Betrayed by their own bosses.
- Poggy, Laborer (Mgr-SB). 2021-08-29 (7d). Blown up by Apocalypse Anne.
- Helmut Halfsword, Fighter (Mgr-SB). 2021-08-29 (7d). Blown up by Apocalypse Anne.
- Thargis, Laborer (Mgr-SB). 2021-10-10 (7d). Natural gas explosion caused by Perrin Juno.
- Geanne, Laborer (Mgr-EB). 2021-10-10 (7d). Natural gas explosion caused by Perrin Juno.
- Franzon, Laborer (Mgr-EB). 2021-10-10 (7d). Natural gas explosion caused by Perrin Juno.
- Nissel, Laborer (Mgr-EC). 2021-10-10 (7d). Natural gas explosion caused by Perrin Juno.
- Naako, Archer (Mgr-EB). 2021-10-10 (7d). Natural gas explosion caused by Perrin Juno.
- Barbara the Barbarian (Mgr-SB). 2021-10-10 (7d). Murdered by Glavas Roh in uncontrollable Nightraker rage.
- Barbara the Barbarian II (Mgr-SB). 2021-11-07 (7d). Frozen to death by Lane's control ice spell.
- Him the Him, Heavy Footman (Mgr-HA). 2021-11-07 (7d). Frozen to death by Lane's control ice spell.
Snack Club Hireling Death Count: 22, May ye all rest in peace.